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Nice One! So you’ve successfully mastered the art of procreation!
Now, being a modern man you want to spoil the special lady of your life cause she deserves it. After all she is carrying your progeny right? And in a few short months or weeks she’s going to... never mind... one thing at a time. Or perhaps the crane has already flown and delivered your beautiful bundle of joy into your now fully inverted though infinitely enriched world. Well look there’s plenty of good reasons to spoil your special lady - birthday, valentines, anniversary (oops) or you’re just trying to dig your way back out of the dog box. But hey, to be fair you don’t need a reason, it's just a lovely thing to do.
So what’s so special about HOTmilk?
When a woman’s body gets hijacked by a baby it changes. Things swell. Sometimes most things and quite often for the better. But existing clothes and lingerie just don’t quite cut the mustard any more and, more than ever, comfort and a good fit become crucial for her. Then there’s things like how she doesn’t want bras with wires in them because they can inhibit milk production, stitching or seams across the nipples are to be avoided cause that can irritate the more increasingly sensitive bits and then she’ll need quick release clips at the front for easy access... for breastfeeding.
Now with that kind of knowledge under your belt you’re a blimin’ champ already. Even some women still don’t know all that stuff. Now with HOTmilk Lingerie you have all these important highly technical bases covered plus it all comes in a package that really ain’t too hard on the eye either.
Nice one HOTmilk! Now I can see what all the fuss is about!
Sizing Her Up...
To be fair, the biggest challenge before you is getting the size right. Too small and she’ll think she’s fat. Too big and she’ll think that you think she’s fat... and you’re (back) in the dog box.Best place to start is to sneak a peek in her knicker drawer... like you haven’t before. Now the secret here, other than not getting caught, by pretty much anyone, is to pick a bra that she is wearing currently and that fits her well and that she’s not already bursting out of. This may require you to pay more attention, conducting even more painstaking research, like checking her out next time she’s wandering about the house in her smalls... like you haven’t before.
So back in the knicker drawer check out the size tags. With bra sizes the number is her rib-cage circumference or ‘under-bust’ and the letter represents her breast or ‘cup’ size. Now bear in mind that when a woman gets in the motherly way she usually will go up at least one cup size from what she normally is. (Yeh, nice one!)
Now make note of the sizes and come back to Belly Beyond, check our HOTmilk size guide if you need to and you're set.
What A Girl Wants
Rumor has it chicks and blokes appreciate fancy knickers for different reasons. Apparently women like how it makes them feel good about themselves. Men like... well yeah you know exactly what you like and the motives are slightly different aye. So when choosing a style use your other brain and consider what colours and styles she likes. Eg: Maybe don’t buy her a colour she never wears and if she doesn’t wear thongs currently then maybe get her the bikini panties or some of them french knickers instead.
If she has already done her HOTmilk shopping for maternity lingerie (three sets is a good starting point to get her through) then you‘ve also got HOTmilk’s nighties, cami’s and PJ’s to spoil her with. Check out HOTmilk’s collections pages to get an idea of all the options on offer.
Worried Yo
u’ll Totally Blow It?
Don’t be - At the end of the day it’s the thought that counts right so you’ll undoubtedly still score brownie points for trying. She’ll love you for having a crack at it and you’ll still succeed in making her feel well and truly fussed about. Ultimately, you can’t lose. Belly Beyond have a fantastic return policy (check out our FAQ) and we can gift wrap it for you too of course!
So blunder on forth with great confidence! Just remember to keep the receipt. It’s your insurance policy for her, and hence your, happiness.
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